The “fucks I give meter” is at zero and I just wanna go back to sleep

aileuromania:

nineprotons:

macherie-69boss:

moosefeels:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

I got the glow cloud. So, all hail me, I guess!

i got intern dana!

I got Kevin!

I still like that I got Cecil.

I got the Faceless Old Woman. I was rather pleased.

(via underwaterworld)

(via underwaterworld)

i have to post things on sherlock con’s tumblr but its very difficult when i don’t have any sherlock on my dashboard geersh dernit

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gazzymouse:

beckpoppins:

meganhilty:

Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

^ SO MUCH THIS

It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

(via kearabaggins)

muttkid:

flink-ansikt:

flikkerlicht:

Super edgy pastel graphics telling you how not to be an asshole!

THANK YOU

YES

THESE ARE PERFECT

these are so fucking great

(via okiedokielokie)

nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood

(via underwaterworld)

F ucKING BI G WINDUP

eglads:

can’t stop drawing rude foxes

stickers and shirts on [redbubble]

(via selfia)

  • Me: Mom, dad, I'm a keyblade master.
  • Parents: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Simple and Clean.